Nero sells blood-soaked Jesus T-shirts
Inspired by David Green's Hobby Lobby, Nero launches t-shirts glorifying martyred Peter and Paul. Nero claims "Christ is my main man.” He exposes his true motives to build grand palaces.
This was an overheard conversation between Emperor Nero and a reporter at the Palatine Gardens earlier this evening.
“I was like, Hell Yeah. I mean, H-E-Double Hockey Sticks. Don’t want to chase off my Christian customers.”
“I realized that if Green could sell Christian merchandise in Hobby Lobby’s to Christians while insulting them (at the same time), I…
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